Why is she staring at my shoes? She’s probably thinking they’re so dirty! Wow they are so dirty.

I’m late to give them a ride again! They’ll probably never want to ride with me again, I’m sure they’re thinking of a way to tell me it’s okay next time.

“But I don’t want to bring this bottle of wine.” I shouldn’t have said that, they’re probably thinking it’s just a bottle of wine, she doesn’t like sharing. Well, I did say I’ll get another bottle so maybe they aren’t thinking what I think they’re thinking.

“I don’t like it!” She’s probably offended, she’s probably thinking I’m such a mean person. But what was I to say? Okay maybe next time I’ll pretend to like it. But what would she think if she knew I was pretending.

Am I using the right fork? A fork is a fork right! They’re probably thinking she doesn’t know what she’s doing, who is she anyway? That’s what I’m thinking, who are you people?

I should buy them breakfast. They’ll probably think she’s so thoughtful.

“You have so many books!” They’re probably thinking I’m so studious.

“Wow, how did you know that?” I think they’re probably thinking I had a similar experience. Because how else would I know right? But I don’t want them to think that. Okay maybe I should say I didn’t have a similar experience, but my friend did. Then they’ll probably think about my friend.

I forgot to pet the dog. She’s probably thinking I don’t like her pet. But I do, I just forgot!

I prefer not to look directly in her eyes while she’s speaking. She’s probably thinking I’m not paying attention. Well, she’s right, I’m not!

She looks so bored! She’s probably thinking about something much more interesting than listening to this lecture.

They’re probably thinking…

He’s probably thinking…

She’s probably thinking…

It’s probably thinking…Wait it’s thinking?

Enough! No more mind reading!