An anticipated attempt at alliteration

Better believe buddy, blatant barbaric brainstorming

Can’t counter common constant creative constipation

 

Donjon desk disambiguates, disregards, denying

Everything, even effort. Ears eavesdrop evil Earth,

Familiar fabled free-falling Father, fast failing

 

Godawful godchildren, godforsaken gluttonous girth

Hot horny humans haggle hearths, half hairlines hammer home

Impending is inoculation, infers interspersed

 

Jinx! Just joking. Jackalopes jape Josh, Jeremy, Jerome

Kinfolk kidding, kiddies keeping kindred keepsake key-chains

Lament lifetimes later, laboring long lawn limbo loans

 

Model machine manufactured modern majors maim

Never nipping near nouns, never nearing national needs

Obfuscating obvious options, opting once ordained

 

Prefers perilous predicaments, pinpointing peas

Quarterbacking qualifications, questions quickly queued

Random rook re-investigates respectability

 

Senile senior salary-men squint, so slowly spew

Terrible talks televised, teaching tiny to tiptoe

Understanding, underneath umbridge undulates untrue

 

Valorous veils, veneers, vain varnish victorious vogue

Wondrous working wageslaves washing windows wholeheartedly

XXX xeroxed xenogogy x-rays xenophobes

 

Yesterday’s youngsters yell yearbook, you yawn yearningly

Zerging Zealand zephyr zings, zigzags, zones za zealously

-M.C.