Helloooo!!

We are days away from Thanksgiving, or as it is more commonly known: the first day of Christmas Shopping! Some historians note that this was also a day in which our ancestors would also gather together with their families and eat a meal of turkey, cranberry sauce, and bread stuffed in turkey (I forget what that was called). Anyway, it sounds super lame!

We hope you will be using this Thanksgiving to-of course, buy an off-brand Blu-Ray player for five bucks-but also to relax and take some time for you. What’s that? You have work, family, and social obligations to get through on top of the mulitple term papers that are due in about three weeks? Well, that’s cool, too!

As you may know, classes for Spring are up on Cunyfirst, so definitely check those out and decide what you want to torture yourself with, er…, learn in the coming semester. Registration is right around the corner so go in prepared!

Not sure what you need to take to fulfill your major? Swing by the English Major’s counseling office (Boylan 3416) and we will help to set you on the right track!

And if everything seems just a bit too stressful, just try rubbing a toothbrush across your head*:

*we may be English Majors, but we are not made of stone, dammit!